WFTS??? Satan snakes,Stewardess lessons and a Wolf Lake shoot em up!!!

July 18, 2017

On this episode of WFTS??? recorded 16/07/2017..................................

A dull couple suffer a Heatwave-1974

Robert Culp goes vigilante after getting in an Outrage-1973

Kathleen Quinlan gets stalked by a pycho after office hours for Trapped 1989

Disney dissapoints with Phantom of the Megaplex 2000

Leslie Nielsen plays the worst mayor in movie history City On Fire 1979

Carly Pope goes west-Aliens in the Wild Wild West 1999

John Carradine as an alien vampire leader-Evils of the Night (1985)

Debbie Rochon directs the poorly scripted Model Hunger 2016

A fake kidnapping goes horribly wrong as they try to Get The Girl 2016

A fake murder builds to a very real body count-Final Stab 2001

Satan the snake goes priest hunting-Jaws of Satan 1981

Kelly Preston goes all satanic-Spellbinder 1988

WFTS??? sits round the campfire-Campfire Tales (1997)

The Dr Alien herself gives head on a plane!!! Stewardess School 1986

Brutal Massacre: A Comedy (2007) fails to capture the magic and all round fuckery in real life independent film docs!!!

Gary Daniels goes prison cryogenics-1998

The People Who Own the Dark (1976)-dayof the Triffids without Triffids or sense!!!

Rod Steiger shows how acting should be done in Wolf Lake 1980

 

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Who Filmed This Shit??? Killer scarecrows,deadly weapons and death cars on the freeways.

July 10, 2017

On this episode of WFTS??? recorded 09/07/2017

James Brolin finds himself with nothing but guard dogs out for his blood-Trapped 1973..............

A stack of (at the time) well knows are on a Cruise into Terror 1978.................................

Kate Jackson and Rober Wagner find Death at Love House 1976.............................

Another batch of (at the time) well knows go on a Death Stalk 1975..........................

Shelley Hack investigates a madman who was never taught the highway code in the excellent Death Car On the Freeway 1979..........................................

Bruce Abbott goes back to the past of 1988-Out of Time 1988...........................

Famke Janssen models by day and kicks ass at night-Model by Day 1993
A friendly Mummy beats Tom Cruise with proper charm-Under Wraps (1997)

Kids uncover a Shrunken City 1997.............................................

Charles Band directs an adult star in a kids film-Goober's 2012..........................

A home alone knock-off which WFTS??? wishes had stayed there-Remote 1993...............

Kids hypnotise there parents to do there bidding-No Desert Dad,Till You Mow the Lawn!! 1994

Aussie apocalypse-maybe???-The Last Wave 1977

Killer scarecrow on the rampage-Night of the Scarecrow-1995

Can Ken Foree live from Dusk Till Dawn???-Devils Den 2006

Adam Ant as the devil???-Spellcaster 1992

Gary Busey vs. the Mummy-well the actor later played him-Diary of a Serial Killer

Full Moon does Universal monsters right-on a tiny budget-Werewolf/Frankenstein Reborn

That kid from Nightmare 3 and had a wet dream in 4 gets a super gun-Deadly Weapon

The director of Chainsaw 3 makes a kids horror film which really deserves a larger audience-Phantom Town-1999

Tobey Maguire and Mickey Rooney face off against a very deadly toy plane-Revenge of the Red Baron (1994)

Coming soon to WFTS??? trailers-Spellbinder 1988,Spoiler 1998,Final Stab 2001 and Campfire Tales 1997

WFTS??? ghost review-The Circle 2017

 

 

 

 

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Who Filmed This Shit??? Spider babes,night slaves and survival games

July 3, 2017

On this episode recorded 02/07/17

The House That Would Not Die 1970-great title for an OK TV movie...............................

A Howling in the Woods 1971-No werewolf's but you do get a bizarre I Dream of Jeannie Reunion!!!

Leslie Nilsson goes all serious for the X-Files lite-Night Slaves 1970...........................

Kate Jackson needs more than Charlie's help on board-Death Cruise 1974

George Kennedy and an all star 70s cast go insane with greed-Deliver Us From Evil-1973

Sexy WFTS??? hall of fames Priscilla Barnes goes on a Vacation In Hell 1979..........................

Misty Mundae is-SPIDERBABE 2003

A lift goes sentient and homicidal-The Shaft/aka Down 2001..........................................

Steve Railsback fails at keeing his family safe,let along carries a whole movie-The Survivalist 1987

WFTS??? Squints trying to find inspiration for Resident Evil in the non-zombie-Sweet Home 1989

The Bad Batch 2017-lives up to its title...............................................

An old school 80s slasher made in the 90s-The Night Brings Charlie-1990

Lovely rubbery Corman creature feature madness-Haunted Sea 1997

Crispin Glover insanity-The Wizard of Gore 2007

Fred Olen Ray goes underground qwith a great cast-The Phantom Empire 1988

Henry racks up his profile-Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer part 2 1996......................

Lance Hendrickson gets directed by the creator/dir of Phantasm-Survival Quest 1988

The voice of Chucky Brad Dourif sees the light as the least likely priest ever-Final Judgment 1992

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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WFTS??? Papermen,strangers within,ass kicker bus drivers,evil brats and killer carpenters.

June 26, 2017

On today's show recorded 25/06/2017........................................

Dean Stockwell vs. a Permian-the non delivery kind.....................................Paperman 1971

A physic fails to make it to series in a failed TV piolet..............Sweet Sweet Rachel 1971

Lions,elephants and ostriches oh my................................The Beasts are on the Streets 1978

A lady cannot stop coffin-not a typo-in an early 70s true life crime drama..The Longest Night 1972

Barbara Eden has very bad pregnancy mood swings.......................The Stranger Within 1974

David Carridine almost outcreeps a psychopathic brat........................The Bad Seed re-make 1985

One of The Early Simpsons writers has lots of ideas but nothing else.............Kamillions 1989

Roger Corman produces some pro-incest time travel.........................Time Trackers 1989

A bus drivers smashes some drug dealers..............................Bus Driver 2016

Roger Corman produces and cameos in an Abyss knock off................Lords of the Deep 1989

Adam West should have been in this longer.............................Robinson Crusoe On Mars 1964

A robo-monster does a pretty good job of wiping out the hu-man race...........Robot Monster 1953

Sybil Danning appears on the poster more than the film......................The Tomb 1986

Electricity goes down all over town...............................The Trigger Effect 1996

Dennis Hopper stalks a mermaid-maybe!!!.....................................Night Tide 1961
Terry O Quinn goes ghost fucking...The Forgotten One 1990

Wings Hauser has a house to build, however much blood gets spilled..The Carpenter 1988

Shannon Tweed drews WFTS??? in but the films strong enough to keep it there..Night Visitor 1989

PJ Souls goes to Australia to get voyaged by Willard, Sliver style.........................Innocent Prey 1984

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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WFTS??? Deadly robo companions,robo dogs and mermaid musicals

June 19, 2017

On this show recorded on 18/06/17 19/06/17

Kathleen Beller gets a bit board in Deadly Messages 1985.

Five Desperate Woman in TV movie terror.
David Hedison goes almost full Kolchack for The Cat Creature 1973

A writer gets harassed by her murderous cyborg lover-The Companion 1994

Half of Hanna Barbara trys its hand at live action for C.H.O.M.P.S. 1979

Someone forgot to add the jokes into Jocks 1986

Dogs go apeshit insane for Night of the Wild 2015

Boobs on horseback for Private School 1983

Models get slashed for Too Beautiful To Die 1988

Mermaid sisters get musical The Lure-aka Córki dancingu 2015

Kirstie Alley goes topless for her Blind Date 1984

A spot of bad weather creates cannibalism and disgusting animal cruelty in Cyclone 1978

Susan George has a open relationship with two complete pricks complete with horrifying shark and other underwater creature cruelty Tintorea 1977

Frankenstein meets Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer in the delicious Patchwork 2015

Christina Applegate rocks WFTS??? world for the little seen Vibrations 1996

Bonus review-some hard-core Brookeploitation to be had-Killing Brooke 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who Filmed This Shit??? Werewolf crimefighters,robot invaders and dream girl head fucks!!!

June 12, 2017

On this episode of WFTS??? recorded 11/06/2017

A new segment is introduced where WFTS??? will begin the reviews each show with TV movie reviews from back when they were worth a shit a large percent of the time...............first movie 1981s No Place To Hide...................ABCs TV movie of the week.......................

Pychotic strippers-Strip Club Massacre 2017

Birdmageddon in Beaks the movie-aka Birds of Prey 1987

A beauty queen contestant goes on a killing spree in Beauty Queen Butcher 1991

A judge goes out for some Evil Judgment 1984 in Canada!!!

Sex and supernatural shenanigans, but mostly sex, in The House on Hooter Hill 2007

A meth addict makes a movie about The Evil Within 2017

Nazi zoms bore in Night of the Zombies 1981

A Tarzan like loner fails to kick start a franchise! Wild Thing 1987

Theres anything but a fun time to be had in Laughter 2012-arguably the worst film this pod has ever covered!!!

Bruce Campbell phones in his act for Assault on Dome 4 1996

A janitor goes Die Hard for Blast 1997

Sonny Chiba goes crimefighting with a difference in Wolf Guy 1975

A man uses super glue to try and enlarge his privates in Free Ride 1986

The gold rush continues 200 years later sci-fi style Precious Find 1996

Robot killers fail to get past stages one in the otherwise excellent Annihilator 1986

Brion James plays the most dangerous game for the hard to find Dominion 1995

Kristy McNichol head fucks the audience in the awful/amazing Dream Lover 1986 and WFTS??? film of the show....................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

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WFTS??? Nightmare on Elm Street part 3 1986 fan commentary……………….

June 8, 2017

WFTS??? Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3 fan com.....................................

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WFTS??? Nightmare on Elm Street part 2 1985 fan commentary……………….

June 6, 2017

Recorded 06/06/2017

WFTS??? Revenge........................................................

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WFTS???? Nightmare on Elm Street 1984 fan commentary……………….

June 5, 2017

Recorded 05/06/2017

Join your host James the snake as he talks you through this classic horror in his very own unique way....................

Part 2 fan commentary goes up tommorow.............................

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Who Filmed This Shit??? Black Magic ladies,Bedroom Window hijinks and puppet Beasties!

June 5, 2017

On this episode of WFTS??? podcast recorded 04/06/2017..........................................

The real creator of Batman finally gets his due............................

A childlike madman kills a Swedish female rock group, just for a laugh................................

Bill Paxton and Ally Sheedy get some Deadly Lessons...................................

Angel Fist shows WFTS??? why she needed to be in the hall of fame with the help of a shower.........

Steve Guttenberg gets cross examined in court by a Ferengi-or at least an actor who went on tp play one........................................

Karen Black gets menaced by Alvin and the Chipmunks as Satan worshippers-WFTS??? is not kidding!

Amy Madigan goes full Rambo........................................................

Mark Hamill goes down the erotic thriller tube-depending on which cut you view.......................

Judge Reinhold gets cursed by a sexy witch........................................
Kirstie Alley simulates oral in the hottest 2 second scene in feel good movie ever...........

Margaux Hemingway gets raped-by the vamp from the original Fright Night-in a nasty exploitation film which WFTS??? is surprised to find was released by a major studio-Paramount,then she returns to develop a Double Obsession with a couple of ladies in maybe the best so shit its amazing film WFTS??? has seen so far this year.............

Four people regret visting The Basement..........................................

An Alien Private Eye in no way lives up to its promising title................................

A bunch of rubber monsters and punks help make a creature feature with so much more become WFTS???? film of the week..............................................

 

 

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